fawnscottage:

wilwheaton:

pasta-is-magnificent:

I learned about this recently, and it explained so much about my sleep schedule.

rox-and-prose:

One of my least favorite mental illness things is “hungry but dont feel like eating” and its companions “hungry but all the food in the house is Illegal,” “hungry but can’t make anything,” and “hungry, want to eat, but why bother”

mischief7manager:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

vigilantsycamore:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

ghoulishghouls:

#that little bat has no clue that it is embodying halloween right now #because it does not understand what holidays are #it does however #understand what pumpkins are #as it can eat those #it cannot eat halloween #bats

I needed your tags I’m sorry.

Me as a bat

“I MUST CONSUME THE HALLOWEEN ENERGY”

The Halloweenergy

PUMPKIN POWER :D

@curriebelle Seasonally Appropriate

every time i log in here, i’m surprised that this website still exists

how does it work?? i feel old 

shrimp-bird:

*detects you in murky water with my sensitive barbels*

insomniac-arrest:

sea-salted-wolverine:

insomniac-arrest:

Pros:

1. One of the most efficient gaits of the animal kingdom
2. Can carry and use tools while walking
3. Less area for sun exposure back in Africa (top of the head vs whole back)
4. Can carry our young since their stupid tiny hands can’t cling to us anymore like proper primates
5. Taller: see predators coming, pick fruit from trees, give better high-fives
6. Look scarier to other animals

Cons:

1. Back hurty
2. BIRTH HURTY x100
3. Knees: “I didn’t sign up for this.”
4. Heart: “I didn’t sign up for this.”
1. our circulatory system has to work so hard bro
5. Big tiger can see us better
6. Did I mention how much birth hurts bc of our stupid upright hips? Seriously, commonly dying in childbirth isn’t an evolutionary benefit smh

Anyway, I would like to hold a re-vote on walking upright, who’s game? 

unintended side effect: no tail so our heads got bigger to counter balance and keep us from constantly falling over. enormous skull now full of brain

benefit of brain - made friends with wolves
problem with brain - v. fragile and invented capitalism

brain so fragile, meat so huge :(

ode-to-rab:

dnald:

dnald:

sesame street gets exponentially funnier as you age. god i love it